Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML
elizabethkalyn tells us more.
Couple of things. I couldn't have unlocked both, as the doors swing shut and relock as soon as you let them go. The customer was a natural born woman who looked and sounded a lot like a male. When they asked why I opened the men's, I just told them the women's was occupied. I have never made the mistake before and it was mortifying. She luckily was very cool about it:) also, both restrooms use the same key.
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Peacelove0404 26
So what gender were they?
pntgirl95 14
I would have pretended I unlocked the wrong one without realizing it. Like "oh it's been a long day I wasn't even paying attention to which bathroom I was unlocking!"
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Comments (152)
Heteroscodra 8
Does it really matter, both have toilets :p
brandoneyez1 25
F that persons life for the identity crisis. Lol
foreverdove 12
Could've just asked them for which one and when they get pissed that u asked just play it off that I don't know if it's for them or if they asking for someone else
darnellq 13
Had a similar incident. We had a referee for a basketball game that the middle school where I work at played. Myself and the rest of the administration spent both boys and girls games trying to figure out if they were a man or woman. Well our boys coach called them "sir" then "ma'am", and the referee said that he had it right the first time. We still weren't convinced. What convinced us what when I went to the bathroom after the game, they were right behind me going into the men's room.
ZY1431 24
personally as I see it if your a chick who dresses like a dude and acts like a dude, ill treat you like a dude, don't mad about it.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
The way somebody dresses and/or acts does not dictate what gender they are, nor should it influence the way they are treated.
XypherDubstep 8
I like you as a person now
guterkamerad 6
I would say the other restroom is closed.
driinkbleach 18
Read the comments first people, OP that was a great save! Real simple and not suspicious answer :)!
rainbowtacopanda 8
You should've tried to play it off and unlock the other one and say that both of them should always be unlocked.
jude_iscariot 7
You should've covered and said the other one was messed up or something.
Omniprism 15
Don't feel bad. There are lots of androgynous people out there. They must get that often I'm sure. Too bad there couldn't be a third bathroom that would be safe.