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TheKingKen Perth, Australia

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

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TheKingKen 22

Damn, sucks to be OP! I wouldn't wanna be him.

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ThomasBombadil 31

They sure grow up fast.

Wonder where he got that from?

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How do you even handle that situation...

Sexualised behaviour in children CAN be a sign of potential abuse but it not always and it is more likely he got the humping thing elsewhere. I just thought it is best to be aware.

It could be, but kids pick up the weirdest things from practically every where. Maybe he saw it somewhere (like on a movie or the tv) for a split second and it caught his attention so he learned it. Never know. I work with kids and I'm surprised at a lot of the things they say and do sometimes.

dannnngthatsux 19

Woof chicka woof woof! 'You can nap with me ANY time darling! Just ignore the gun in your back."

I'm being daddy does anyone get this remark from a past FML?

And I'm here wondering if I'm missing something, or if the school there takes place during summer or the kid has summer school...

TheKingKen 22

In here, classes starts in February and ends in December. They give students 2 weeks break every 3 months. This is my brother's last week before he goes on a break again. It's also winter here lol

Epickitty58 29

Pray to God that he did not know what he was doing. And pray that his classmate's mother keeps that story off Facebook.

avila_boy22 12

that escalated quickly.....must have been awkward for you OP

GET SOME!!!!

How do they even know about that?!?!

o my god lol