Miscellaneous: Today, all of the ratings I have put on the FMLs have been reset...

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 07/01/2017 16:29

Today, all of the ratings I have put on the FMLs have been reset - how am I supposed to get the Gold Ninja Level "read all FMLs" now? FML

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You deserved it 36

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max367 27

Wednesday 11 January 2017 4:48

Oh no!! It's doing the same to me! Ones I've already voted for are coming up as unread ):

sk1tt135 22

Thursday 12 January 2017 7:30

Same here, it's done it a couple of times. I'm about ready to uninstall. But I enjoy reading them...

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max367 27

Wednesday 11 January 2017 4:48

Oh no!! It's doing the same to me! Ones I've already voted for are coming up as unread ):

sk1tt135 22

Thursday 12 January 2017 7:30

Same here, it's done it a couple of times. I'm about ready to uninstall. But I enjoy reading them...

comment11111 39

Friday 10 March 2017 22:39

Hey, OP here. As everyone noticed, they have fixed FML. But has anybody else have the issue that ads are shown, even though you have paid before? I can't restore my previous purchase...

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Today, my girlfriend accidentally put rubbish in the neighbour's bin. Then the old lady took all the rubbish out and threw it on the floor. I came out and tried to calm the situation, but then my girlfriend ran downstairs and tipped her cat food and cat milk bowls over. FML

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Today, my psychotic ex-boyfriend hit a brand new low. I was served court papers, saying that he’s suing me by demanding I give him a paternity test for my daughter. He’s also telling everyone he’s her real father. He and I were broken up for more than a year before I even got pregnant. FML

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