Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was trying to impress a girl I like by showing off my guitar skills at a party. I'd hyped it up all night. When I finally started playing, I’d forgotten most of the chords and lyrics to the song, and ended up just strumming "Wonderwall" while humming off-key. She left halfway through the "performance." FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
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AgentMull 0
How close was your girlfriend to your guitar? Was she making out with it? I don't see how a string would have hit her unless she was right next to it.
RARE 0
My string just broke on Monday. Oh wait...its wednesday...Maybe I should buy new strings. By the way I know how you feel about this. Its tough being a sexy musician.
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stiles_fml 0
#62 WHO GIVES A SHIT
stiles_fml 0
#62 WHO ******* CARES
fmlsmymiddlename 0
She would most likely be sitting next to him, therefore easily within the range of a broken guitar string, if it happened to break on the right side in relation to where she was sitting. It's pretty simple.
itsnotfair 0
#54- wouldn't the ENGlish that originated in ENGland be proper english?
ohhhhshizzz 0
#55: Who cares if you call fake? Seriously, you don't know and you weren't there. This is an FML post, with 300 words or less. So get over it if it is, but I highly doubt that it is fake. So take your fake police somewhere else. Does anyone else find it funny that everyone who comments on the spelling, has a spelling error/gramatical error in THEIR post. This is hilarious. It could go on for days! [Just kidding, I wouldn't care.] @OP: Awuh, you sound like a sweet boyfriend, just hope she didn't get too pissy. If you apoligize/APOLOGISE (: then things should be okay.
itsnotfair 0
#62- #25 was right. they said it's which is (it is). as in 'it is great'
shmaller 0
Anyone who says she was too close to the guitar doesn't play the guitar. If you wind the strings up tight enough, when they break, they can snap like a whip. Improbable? Yes, but impossible? No. FYL. (btw, enough with this linguistics dick-waving contest. you're embarrassing yourselves, or at least you should be)
24788 7
Does a string to the face hurt?
Mikeymikey 4
hahahahaha.. yeah #74 it does hurt.. and it leaves a small red line on your face.. worst poart of it is if you do not have a spare string lying around.. you're pretty much ****** for the rest of the song.
littlegolferboy 4
I always get nervous when I change the tuning of my guitar because I'm scared a string will break and hit me in the face. If it was the B or high E string then I can see it snapping and flying off wildly, otherwise the winding on the string should keep it from going too far.