Today, after politely reminding my husband to turn the bathroom light off after he's done, he did so. While I was on the toilet. FML
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OP here. I was on the toilet while he was brushing his teeth. After he turned the light off I said "Hello, someone still in here!" To which he replied, "Oops! Sorry Hun!" And turned it back on for me.
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weveallbeenthere 30
well he did as you asked.
cakefete2 31
Practice makes perfect.
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Comments (69)
thebigtwinkie 28
So you were on the toilet... while he was on the toilet? Sorry somebody please explain
usnwife 18
he could have been washing his hands, or brushing his teeth, or shaving, or showering, or... the toilet isnt the only thing in the bathroom (in the U.S.)
SuperMew 22
They likely do the weird couple thing where one person showers/brushes their teeth while the other is on the toilet. I could never do that and have broken up with guys who got upset I locked the door to the bathroom when they just wanted to take a shower. Sorry, nope. I am ********, give me peace.
horsewithnoname 6
#28 Don't get me wrong i've done the "weird couple thing" but i'll never poop with them in the room, ah!
Soundslikeothers 15
Okay new rule, LAST person out of the bathroom shuts the light off
odod777 28
So..?
PenguinBitch 44
My sisters do this when I'm talking a late shower at night. Can't see anything after.
Stazza11 27
Um... Okay so why exactly do your sisters have access to the bathroom while you are taking a shower?? That's kinda creepy mate....
WoldowJR 25
39 they probably just pick the lock from the outside and flick the light off with their arm without actually going in.
OneLittleAdditio 9
our bathroom light is right outside our bathroom. anyone outside can turn it off.
slyde32 12
same at my mate's house, dumbest design feature ever
Dabeli_fml 16
Its the thought that counts? Except that there was no thought.
weirdly_cute 11
Shit happens
massie91 7
Gonna complain that he doesnt shut it off when he's done then when he's done and shuts it off even though youre still in there.......hmmm should probably learn to pick your battles.......wisely
emmabear1995 18
He was doing what you asked. There are so many worse things that could be happening. So stop whining. Turn the light back on, and be thankful that this could be the only "bad" part of your day.
paramor3 23
I mean....you didn't give any specifications when you made that request....
horsewithnoname 6
Are you afraid of the dark? I'm positive you can make a bowel movement with the lights off.