Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML
Today, I met the old couple I would be house-sitting for. As I was leaving the lady stuck her fist out towards me. After a seconds awkward pause I thought she wanted to fist-bump so stuck mine out and bumped. Turned out she was handing me the key. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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Top comments
Karenezzy 20
But you just wanted to be homies...
airbear18 15
Hehehe fist bump!
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Comments (64)
inner_peace 19
I dunno... There's nothing worse than a rejected fist bump.
krysbell 7
This actually made me laugh.. Good work!
juice723 9
I can definitely picture myself doing the same thing... It happens to all of us, op
tralala453 22
Bit of a weird thing to think, admittedly...
Ashamed_Sister 60
What else would she do?
Cadillac4427 8
I couldn't help but laugh at this
HAno97 12
haha that's funny
cutiesoprano22 17
That is so funny because I did the same thing while working at a gas station and my coustomer was like I'm just giving you coins
zen1979 16
Lmao, White Girl Problems.
damnit1989 16
I'm sorry but this doesn't seem like much of an FML to me. Who cares? So you fist-bumped a cashier at a gas station? Since when does that warrant a "f*ck my life" or "you deserved it"? But hey, if that's really the worst thing you have to worry about in your life, congratulations! You're one if the lucky few!