Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
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Comments (204)
chelsinator 8
He's obviously an asshole. Good for you! New body and of course a new man, that will appreciate every aspect of your body!
amanda1312 0
What an ass! If it bothers you, try a push up bra
5t3ff1k4h 47
Can't push up what isn't there, my friend.
amanda1312 0
it's not like her boobs completely disappeared, it would help at least a little...and push ups don't really push up whats there anyway...it's just a shit ton of padding
LadiDi_fml 10
Lol mine said the same thing! You should be happy you lost waight for yourself :) don't listent to a
LadiDi_fml 10
*all those who juge you and suggest to dump him
perdix 31
You need to make one more lifestyle change: new boyfriend. He fell in love with you when you were fat with big **** -- you kinda screwed him there.
bearsy 0
Haha that profile pic
TheVirtuoso 5
Tell him that your cup size will fluctuate as you live, but his tiny shaft is a life-long disappointment.
fakech0w 4
U lost your ****? You're now deemed useless.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You lost your respect towards women who have tiny breasts? You're now deemed useless!
coreydsmith 0
Ouch. Im sure they look great
pajamaperson 4
Sounds EXACTLY like something my boyfriend would say!
guerillazinsuits 1
Slap that bitch in the face!