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Today, after keeping myself awake coughing for 2 hours, I finally drifted off. My cat apparently thought I'd died, and gave me CPR. Now I have claw marks on my chest, and I'm still awake. FML

racello13 tells us more.

Hey, this is mine! The whole time I've been sick, said cat has been sleeping on my chest/face. Can't cough if you can't breathe, right?

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The cat cares. You're lucky. Ask other cat owners.

species4872 20

I can sympathize with that. Just went through that coughing shit, but no claw marks, however the resident very fat cat usually jumps on the bed when I'm just drifting off. Wouldn't be so bad except we have a waterbed and it's like a tsunami when she lands.

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The cat may have been trying to heal you with its purrs.