systematicpanic
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML
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TokiW117 10
Shouldn't Spongebob have taught you not to fall asleep writing an essay?
melkymac101 17
That's a killer essay
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AllThingsBright_ 11
Times up, OP. Why OP? Why couldn't you just write your essay?! STOP WASTING TIME!!
Baller_Bob 17
Hahaha that's awesome
schadenfreud 6
and people say words are harmless..
Chanti_fml 26
No, the pen is mightier than the sword!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That is a great idea for a short horror story. You totally need to right that one down.
Chanti_fml 26
You totally need to write write right...
tj4234 36
to be fair she technically did when she wrote the FML. But yeah I agree. It's very... Stephen King.
warsun 27
What does the essay actually look like though?
YellowKettleBell 31
It was an essay on Freud, right?
person961 9
So it's okay for a librarian to shake people, but when I shake a baby everyone loses their minds.
amphetamin3 17
That is horrible. I reeeeaaalllyyy hope you're just kidding. Still not a very good subject to joke about...
person961 9
Of course it was a joke! Sometimes I just like to troll, but I still have no clue why people are so sensitive to jokes like that. Maybe I'm just a sick person haha
SirTimtastic 6
I know, essays scare me too.
CurlyQute 17
Hahahahaha this made my day!!!
quazed4812 5
That's what you get for actually writing an essay. Those things are for Idiots. I'm an elementary school drop-out and now look at me: Essay-less
amphetamin3 17
I imagined this as very "the ring"-ish. But it kinda made me laugh to think of an essay with long black hair. Lol.