By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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ironichalibut 24

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

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perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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LyraAlluse 25

Kitty just wanted to share. Maybe the little fuzzball saw it as bonding time?

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Luna08_fml 8

has happened before my cat has done it to me

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cheshirecat13242 32

YDI for having a cat :-)

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glitterkuro 18

The art for this is really cute. Cat farts are the grossest thing though. Worse than any human I've ever met.

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cheesy_wotsit 20

When my cat's annoyed at me, it chooses to stick its bum in my face :( Happy - face. Sad/annoyed - bum.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Cats are jerks. Funny jerks, but still jerks.

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