Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML
ifunnybatman tells us more.
My husband had actually wanted kids more than I did. We were together 5 years before marriage he had never mentioned this before and we didn't have unprotected sex until the night we were married. Our son is 4 and these accusations sprung up after he read some stupid mock article about how one blow to the jewels can completely ruin a guy. I actually considered him rather smart up until this point Lol. He tried to claim he was joking once all the test came back but I know he wasn't. He hasn't treated our son any different though thank God. Anyway sorry for the long reply anymore questions I'll try to answer them. TL;DR: Husband is an idiot tried to play it off like a joke didn't work.
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luther48 20
Studies show in 99.99% of cases, sex was the leading cause of children.
BlackHawkSavior 28
That's just a blatant excuse to not take responsibility for the child he made, too many fathers in this day and age do this and it's just sickening
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paramor3 23
Sounds like a Steve Jobs kind of guy.
Frustrated78 11
Why the HELL would you want to have a child with an idiot like that in the first place?? This is the problem with America. These morons keep breeding.
Freewingradical 4
Why would you let someone as stupid as him knock you up? With you two as parents the kid doesn't stand a chance.
joshklander 11
Well, as my dad says: "You can't fix stupid!"