Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML
ifunnybatman tells us more.
My husband had actually wanted kids more than I did. We were together 5 years before marriage he had never mentioned this before and we didn't have unprotected sex until the night we were married. Our son is 4 and these accusations sprung up after he read some stupid mock article about how one blow to the jewels can completely ruin a guy. I actually considered him rather smart up until this point Lol. He tried to claim he was joking once all the test came back but I know he wasn't. He hasn't treated our son any different though thank God. Anyway sorry for the long reply anymore questions I'll try to answer them. TL;DR: Husband is an idiot tried to play it off like a joke didn't work.
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luther48 20
Studies show in 99.99% of cases, sex was the leading cause of children.
BlackHawkSavior 28
That's just a blatant excuse to not take responsibility for the child he made, too many fathers in this day and age do this and it's just sickening
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Comments (108)
Tannasgh 22
?He needs one of these...so it can keep him from acting nuts about his nuts...
kitty_767 12
He might be the one cheating. Usually the accuser is the doer...
Witchylady 18
Your husband needs to be educated. He sounds pretty nieve
exoticwaved 9
Cognitive dissonance.
aelarol 5
Is he from South Carolina?
allforfun 23
If that was the case, no man would be fertile!
larkspur15 2
Sounds like your marriage has issues if he doesn't trust you, not to mention to sheer stupidity of not believing the DNA test and sperm count. I had an ex like that, and my kids and I are much happier since I left the idiot. He now appreciates his children since I took him to court for child support. Good luck to you op, I hope it works out for you.
RachelLo 4
Wow, what an asshole...
ixschmidt 13
So obviously your a untrustworthy partner
iSsjGohan 18
if you have ifunny tell me