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CharlesEmersonW Timisoara, Romania

Today, 5 years after the fact, I finally realized how dense I am for not understanding that when she undresses in front of you and poses naked, she isn't expecting you to be a gentleman and turn around and leave the room. It's haunting me. FML

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It took you 5 years to realize that? Are you thick

At least you'll know what to do next time. You can finally progress in your still life art class.

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Dude! I mean DUDE! WTF she was giving you the bait all you had to do was set the hook.....yes I used a fishing metaphor smh

Have you managed to get yourself laid yet?

Well, of course not, because she didn't know you had snuck into her bedroom to watch her try on her new haul you watched her buy at Victoria Secret's through your binoculaurs. Really, her only expectation as for you to honor the restraining order.

Time to play the pronoun game! For 50 points, guess if "she" is a girlfriend, wife, nude model, relative, or random stranger? Time starts now!

You know, they say women are mysterious and never tell you what they want, but sometimes the guys are just dense.

lol, this made my day, thank you ! it's all going to be good ☺️

what the hell did you think she wanted? no one can be that dense. ydi

It took you 5 years? I'm guessing you will always be single. ydi