Today, while waiting in line at the supermarket, a mother told...

By Candy girl - 20/08/2017 01:30 - Denmark

Today, while waiting in line at the supermarket, a mother told me to be considerate and not buy the candy I was paying for, because it made her screaming toddler jealous. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 20 August 2017 1:59

“Maybe you shouldn’t be shopping if you can’t ‘control your beast’.”

Regulate 21

Sunday 20 August 2017 1:37

I wonder if some of these parents realised they would turn in to utter cretins after they spawned or if they were cretins before the children?

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koocookate 3

Monday 21 August 2017 6:15

how did the child know what candy is anyway?! ...

mccuish 25

Monday 21 August 2017 8:18

I would've bought more of that candy to piss the mother off.

Kimberly Parker 6

Monday 21 August 2017 13:22

ok, um... **** her. tell her to control her brat

Ciara Koch 22

Thursday 24 August 2017 17:00

I would've picked up like 3 more packs while commenting on how yummy they looked

sutima 23

Saturday 26 August 2017 23:04

Piss in a cup and chuck it on the Kid and the mom!

PissyBitch Daily 13

Thursday 7 September 2017 13:19

Let the bratty crotch-dropping scream. The ******** needs to learn how to parent her broken condom.

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