Love: Today, a guy friend asked me to hang out...on valentines day.... - FML

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By GottaLoveTheSkank - 26/04/2016 00:47 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a guy friend asked me to hang out...on valentines day. As sweet as he his, I am not attracted to him (due to different personalities), so I politely declined. He later posted on Facebook that all the girls he ever liked were all "druggies or skanks. Thank f*ck none of them worked out". FML

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fakedsincerity 32

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:31

He sounds bitter and gross. I'd ditch him as a friend too, those type of people are pretty toxic.

george_s_4 32

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:24

As long as he didn't mention you by name it doesn't much matter just unfriend him and move on to other guys

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fakedsincerity 32

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:31

He sounds bitter and gross. I'd ditch him as a friend too, those type of people are pretty toxic.

george_s_4 32

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:24

As long as he didn't mention you by name it doesn't much matter just unfriend him and move on to other guys

ThePaperDragon 31

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:45

Dodged a bullet there, haven't you?

arano 29

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:48

This is why I haven't had a Facebook in almost 4 years. Best decision ever.

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