Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Boss is a jerk, unless it was a nut hair of yours.
zachary918 0
Sounds like you're better off now, you can get a new boss who isn't such a d*ck. Win in disguise?
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Comments (106)
tacoma77 0
LAWSUIT...never happens where i work, matter of fact the managers where i work are kinda wipped. cept this one woman...once a month shes a bitch.
ico2 2
yep, take the company to court for unfair dismissal. you'll get more than you would have earned in 10 years!
Treece 0
That's very wrong of him...Mmmhmm
seayjoel 0
You need to file a wrongful termination lawsuit
LeCorsaire_fml 0
Why does he have to fire someone?
meep64 0
Wow, what a dick
ReeseIsCoolLikeT 0
Your boss is ******* retarded
K823 0
Man that sux, your boss is an asshole And so are the ones who click you deserved it
fmylife_hardcore 0
Dude, phail. Your boss is a douche. I would totally leave a pizza on his desk, but I'd spit on it. Then leave. I mean, before he fired you, that is.
Ghust 0
Because yes, my first reaction would be to go to FML too, instead of a lawyer.