Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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shay_wat 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:12

little kids can be a pain lol

WHITEBOIY94 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:14

Boston! Boston! Boston! Go F*** yourself #7

Light_Ty 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:14

I guess some parents just think that their kids are little innocent sweethearts...

Jman1906 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:57

I would have punched out the mother. #343 man ***** is fun to say.

KellieTheFish 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:43

thats pretty terrible. you should have been like "not in the mood." :D

smiledearx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:00

LOL @ 9

Verbex 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 10:52

FYL & #9 = My Hero

MathcoreBilly 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:48

I bet her mother was definitely a drunk

theseventhday 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:52

k

tigglebittees 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 15:42

you should of smacked that little bitch and her nappy ass piece of shit mom

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