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efff my life. This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Timing matters

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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Comments (144)

wait maybe they've only been dating 3 weeks and op is crazy! I'm going with ydi.

lol wow damn burn her house down >:)

42 if she was just tired of waiting its rather understandable if op never mentioned marriage or avoided the topic before. Love is grand and all, but if you feel your lover is beating around the bush then maybe that is the time to call it quicks since the relationship isnt progressing. Although, if that isn't the case op atleast she didn't reject you publicly!

randomohioguy 0

should've just popped her 1 to teach her a lesson

I like with # 37 & 15

I mean I like # 37's and 15's and that means she don't deserve u!!!!

maybe someone ruined your suprise..

..and it was easier for her to break up with you, rather then embarrassing you by rejecting your proposal

kingdranzet 0

yahoo u r correct.....

Damm!