Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
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caancoha 0
I'm afraid this will happen when I meet my girlfriend's parents. I'm sorry, OP.
Anteezy 7
She thought you had the past relationships to piss off your dad as well.
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Comments (128)
usarmy88 0
then being straight is also a choice
asdjkl0909 0
I don't get it.
uriel538 0
truth is your not gay, and you will some day realize it. gay is a choice, and a very stupid one at that. go for a dude, and dudes go for a girl. this crap about gays is reaalllyy annoying. you simply cannot be attracted to someone who has the same things... just flat out dumb
wienerwagon 0
Maybe I'm getting the wrong vibes here, but it seems like what you're saying is that you have strong urges to become intimate with other men and it's totally not gay because you resist those urges? Sounds like somebody needs to come out of the closet.
alex1432 9
alzhiemers much???
shmikey 0
people are born gay. you are just one of those ignorant homophobic closeted fools that are ruining the world
EricaAnnihilate 0
Homosexuality isn't an addiction or disease, fail on you. I'm not ADDICTED to being a lesbian, it's just who I am. Why would I CHOOSE to have my "friends" and family disown me? I'm sick of people like you telling me who I am.
dragonight 0
when I told my mom tht I was a gay boy she said I'd miss ****** too much and she stil refuses to accept it
maxxattack 0
how the hell can u have a girlfriend and be gay?!??!?
jpjruler 0
......... she's a girl you dipshit lol =P
namarie 0
The OP is a girl, you moron. And 'being gay' can refer to both genders, not just homosexual men.
BlaqMetal13 0
Epic Fail
swaneh 0
#41 You made my day. (:
KurouTenshi 0
#37 = WIN :D