drunkenloser
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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They tried to make me go to rehab…
Today, my alcoholism reached a new low when I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML
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vexus_fml 5
try AA meetings, they usually help
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Red or white? I personally believe white pairs the best for on the toilet.
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vexus_fml 5
try AA meetings, they usually help
calilovesneb 12
You really should look into some type of counseling. Alcohol consumption to that degree is very damaging to the kidneys, liver, etc.
azwethinkweiz87 11
I feel like the alcoholism must stem from something else, a lot of people turn to alcohol when they're depressed. First step is asking for some help OP. Good luck!
Arrow44 10
Booze is like a smartphone, makes you fatter, turns you dumber and is best used on the toilet.
fsomelife 26
The funny thing is that because AA meetings are anonymous, there aren't really any statistics on the success rate. Unless you're speaking from personal experience, in which case the word "usually" is a bit suspicious :P
knotcool 15
#39 in that case, is there an FML addiction help center I can contact?
grahmagog 14
hey it happens
LaughinStock 16
No, no it doesn't well for me that is; I'll use my phone on the toilet but different strokes for different folks. Most of my dad's family suffers from alcoholism, receive help op.
grahmagog 14
im a recovered alcoholic, so yeah i know that it happens, i found myself in the bath, toilet even waking at night just for a drink
NodakN8V 25
What goes in must come out.
Rick_Astley_fml 14
See a therapist, NOW
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Red or white? I personally believe white pairs the best for on the toilet.
Turrence 9
It was homemade toilet wine, like in prison.
martin8337 36
Maybe it was ripple.
phoughto 5
Eh don't pass that bottle
ChawanKiti 15
If you know you're an alcoholic, admitting it on FML isn't going to fix anything, go and get help instead of posting it to us. Good luck.
Welshite 40
Admitting it at all is a giant step. Most addicts remain in denial.
Pancakes017 19
Sounds like a romantic night in.
Wizardo 34
Goes in red comes out white, goes in white comes out like champagne. Good system you have going on there.
Maikeru79 10
you don't happen to live in Montana do you? lots of people here drink on the toliet