Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving into. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and her common-law-husband intensified their hints that their family is growing (a teenage son, a pre-teen daughter, and a new baby coming in the way), and it's getting rather crowded. In short, they want me out of the house. They may have also forgotten the mere fact that it is my house. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, my dad is an asshole. My brother gets to bring home and shag as many girls as he wants, yet when I told my dad I was inviting my study group to our house, 3 girls and 1 boy I’m not romantically interested in, he removed my bedroom door, just in case. FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, my mom won't let me have the extra hotel room she booked all to myself, even though it's just me, her, and my sister. Basically I can share a room with her or with my sister, but I can't be alone. I'm 23. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, my parents are calling me a spoilt brat and threatening to disown me if I don't let my sister, her six kids, and freshly out of jail boyfriend move into the house I spent 10 years working my ass off to buy without having a mortgage. Sis said I can sleep on the lounge as long as I pay rent. FML
Today, I found out that if my husband and I move to another country to live, then his mom and sister will live with us too. I'm already living with them because of societal traditions. I like them and everything, but I really need some privacy. FML
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CassandraBear93 0
Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex
Minorchord 4
Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...
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Comments (174)
the_question_mar 0
maybe they just trust you.
blumpkin69 0
**** as many girls in there as you can. good luck bro
kingbeau 0
Nonsense, they probably just forbid your sister to have boys in her room but didn't say anything to you to hint at the fact that they only want to pay for one wedding, if you catch my drift. About as likely as them taking such a subtle "shot" at your relationship potential.
jio_freed 0
obviously they just know your sister's a **** and you're normal
NoMercy_fml 0
I'm no lawyer better I'm pretty sure that's a loop hole. Get some bitches and hoes up in there.
paks7 0
maybe youre too young to have girls over in the first place and they didn't think it was necessary to say that
ditzystef 0
More like **** your sister's life.
Paigeth 0
Judging by your name 'FML1994', you're probably 14 or 15. You have so much time ahead of you to get a girlfriend, calm down. Seriously.
itsMATyo 0
or maybe they just don't care because you're old enough to have girls over ?
awuh_man 0
your username says 1994, so i'm guessing you're either 15, or fourteen like me. and don't worry, i'm a girl, and I haven't had a boyfriend. but it's okay, you'll find someone. :D