How's the salmon?
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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The best day of your life
Today, my drunken mother shouted at me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML
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gaydragon 13
so how was the salmon?
RickySleeves 20
She's really representing women well eh?
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gaydragon 13
so how was the salmon?
splinteredApple 36
Probably salty because of OP's mothers attitude.
ILoveMyArm 15
I picture the woman's train of thought to be along the lines of this: -he asked about salmon -salmon is a type of fish -fish could be associated with a certain woman's body part -HE IS AN OBJECTIFYING PIG I've cracked the code
nityasomaiya 46
Then it would be more like bitter...
Vestin 18
#31 Please... 1* All men are ******* assholes 2* X is a man ----- 3* Therefore, X is a ******* asshole QED, MRAs.
grajax 24
#49 what?
SkylineFTW97 25
#31 really HAS cracked the code..... the Illuminati cannot allow outsiders to foil it's plans.
splinteredApple 36
#49 a male actually has an X and Y chromosome, female's just have 2 X chromosomes. I'm 100% sure you are one of those people who claim to be a feminist, even though you think females should be superior.
boating_guy 33
Poor guy. He has a case of the Monster-in-law.
jamesr242 9
Except it's his actual mother. Much worse, IMO
UnluckyLatina 22
#2 was talking about OP's new husband
JKPwnage 27
Another example of why "mother in law" is an anagram for "woman hitler"
RickySleeves 20
She's really representing women well eh?
MrConcise 35
Hell, she's representing drunks poorly, too.
abNormal62 23
Wow that sounds fishy? I think there is more to this tale then has been shared!
Skoff_fml 27
Aye. Also, I personally don't get why people would invite such awful people to their events even if they are 'family'
Cayers97 12
I didn't want salmon i said it a thousand times This wedding is horse shit!(stepbrothers)
ligerzero459 24
Don't worry, the wine mixer after party will be 1000x better
Monday_funday 25
Wow Your mum sounds just lovely.
gearhead369 20
Happy Mother's Day to her too!! What a mother you have
Bucephalus 1
Kinda poor form to invite her but it's really on her.
cheeeksss 29
So it's poor form to invite the mother of the bride to the wedding..?
SadSouthernBell 18
OP, I'm sorry you have such a selfish mother. I hope somebody stood up for you by taking her home.
Michael Sawyer 11
by taking her home.. no no no. with people like that you throw them(seriously) out the door. tell them to kick gravel and travel, closing the door behind as you turn to walk away. People need to start putting these kind of people in their place/cutting them off completely(even it is your own family) or they will never stop.
limabeans101029 21
It's people like her who give feminism a bad name.
karwank 13
No feminists tend to be people like her.
Fairyjoshy 13
No, not really.
limabeans101029 21
Except that they really, really don't. The vast majority of feminists don't hate men, don't want female supremacy, etc. The only reason you think that they do is that everyone tends to only pay attention to the radical 'feminists' like OP's mother, while paying no attention to the women (and men) who simply want equality.
Johnnycake23 42
Feminism gives feminism a bad name.
riffehunter 16
its kinda all 1st world feminists who give feminism a bad name.
caitln 14
Feminism = equal rights/opportunities. Misandrist is the word I think you're looking for.