FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

That's entertainment

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

What are you, five?

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (168)

Dude, thats awesome.

Why would you sing that? hah

Because you're taking a shit. It wouldn't make sense to sing the Waffle Song.

laughoutloud 0

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IDIOTTTTTTTT BAHAHAHAAA. Rule number one after reading all these FMLs: ALWAYS LOOK AROUND AND CHECK IF THERE'S ANYBODY IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOU.

That is clearly not rule number one.

wtf who does that?

Um...the OP, apparently...

onceuponapenis 0

dude I woulda kept singing and be as obnoxious as I could...just for the hell of it

This was both hilarious and disturbing... Thank you.

CarterColbie 4

Jesus what are you, five? Lmao!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that sucks!!

LOL! Thats honestly kinda cute...u probably made someone's day.