Likian5
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML
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Harpy20 24
Screw her! Everyone has had a crush and it sucks that she treated you that way OP. She sounds like a snobby, conceited bitch.
sheethapins 13
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
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Comments (49)
skyeyez9 25
I ran into my crush in the mall about 5yrs ago. But instead of still being hot, he gained about 70lbs, had long messy hair and bad teeth.
FlyingPie 17
Old crushes can be so rough sometimes. :/
crazytwinsmom 25
She must not have graduated. She's acting like she's still in high school.
cgstarz790 3
She patted your head? SHE WANTS THE D! Lmfao sry I just always wanted to say that.
Nisstyre 5
C_NT! I'd like to buy a vowel.
spottyblanket 8
In the UK that would be considered flirting. PLus she touched you... :3don't give up!
CarouselHeart 11
I don't know why you'd ask if she remembered you if you weren't friends with her. Seems a bit...needy?
doglover100 29
You are better off without her.
Karmasabiych 7
What a bitch
hondaguy2009 1
******* bitch.