Likian5
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML
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Harpy20 24
Screw her! Everyone has had a crush and it sucks that she treated you that way OP. She sounds like a snobby, conceited bitch.
sheethapins 13
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
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Comments (49)
Schizomaniac 24
Maybe you shouldn't run into people then, clumsy.
cranker08 10
Hey ! Head up kid, you were obviously better off without her.
sheethapins 13
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
Rddvl 11
Did anyone else read that in Stewie's voice?
Harpy20 24
Affirmative.
zingline89 18
I read it in Mother Teresa's voice :( I feel left out
SpikyG 3
She her your money. Bitches will be crawling to you.
sheethapins 13
...... What?
Kitastropheee 12
I think 25 meant "Show her your money." Correct me if I'm wrong?
CuriousAlien 7
Who NEEDS her anyway. Maybe their was a reason why you two never got together.
CuriousAlien 7
*there
Starzak 18
Was she atleast looking shit? There's no better feeling than randomly running into your highschool crush, and she no longer looks like an angel, but more like an orc. I seriously hope that was the case for you brother...
3rdbass 9
They don't don't call it a crush for nothing.
BigDreamer26 6
Watch her want you when you're with someone
ktc24 3
Man people are douches! I don't know what kinda history you guys had, but honestly, it's easier to be nice to someone than not.
laurapiggy 3
99% of people suck, be glad you're not one if them.