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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks for bringing that up

Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML

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Chill out. If it hasn't happened for that many years, it shouldn't be an issue.

But you haven't wet the bed since you were seven. So it's not really an issue.

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well, you were wrong.

Calm down. everyone's done it.

...right so instead of just having your girlfriend know, you post it online for the entire world to read? yeah, that makes a TON of sense.

get over it. :)

And now you are telling everyone? You must not be that upset about it.

You were a little kid. Just about everybody had that problem.

mothers r bothers

get over it? you were 7 years old!!!! who gives a shit, everyone has probably done it once

79DrAwkwArD97 0

why are you embarrassed about peeing the bed when you were a kid???

people dont forget