Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks for bringing that up
Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Chill out. If it hasn't happened for that many years, it shouldn't be an issue.
Freeze_fml 17
But you haven't wet the bed since you were seven. So it's not really an issue.
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monie31096 0
I peed on myself in outdoor school and played it off by falling in a puttle so I could shower
Hammer01 8
I agree..... that's what is on my bed...
Hammer01 8
what's the big deal??? that's why the sell adult diapers.... for Bed Wetters.....
tyard 3
and yet now you share that secret with anyone who reads this fml lol
zebrapattern 6
so? a lot of people pee in the bed, it's not a big deal. if your girlfriend acted shocked, she was faking because 1.there's no way she's never heard of someone wetting the bed as a kid or 2. she was probably a bed-wetter, too.
poseidon1 3
And now the whole world knows
beastwill64 16
O big deal. I wet the bed when I was 7
sendten 4
Obviously not don't you know the Internet is forever
Bridgetyy 5
My cousin wet the bed until he was 13.
kittykat1501 31
So u announce it on the internet