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Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

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That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.

Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.

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She wanted you to meet yourself and be gay with yourself?

ariellove1992 8

She might have alzheimer's or something like that

At least she got the "man" part right.

at least she thinks your handsome!!

Welcome to my life

I think that was a joke bro you just did not get

So grandma was introducing you to yourself?

Once a fujoshi, always a fujoshi

Maybe she knew who he was and was surprised he didn’t recognize her and thus, the odd compliment. Why didn’t he say “hi grandma”?