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birthday girl This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Toledo, United States

Taking the piss

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test I took earlier this year. FML

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I bet you were pissed.

darlingdollie 24

Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!

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Maybe someone still has a surprise for you. Be positive and have a happy Birthday.

"Yes, we can confirm it is indeed piss, that'll be $50"

Welcome to adulthood. I turned 25 in April. I only got 1 happy birthday from my wife. My parents live with me in fact and didn't say it. Why were YOU charged for a piss test?

pun intended??

Happy Birthday OP

Every time I've had to take a test, the company says they'll pay for it unless you fail. If that's the case, YDI.

Well I'm sorry but happy late birthday!

happy b-day!!!!

Happy birthday, OP!! And to everyone asking about why she had a piss test, you shouldn't assume it is drug related!

Happy Birthday