birthday girl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toledo, United States
Taking the piss
Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test I took earlier this year. FML
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Cruzg2017 18
I bet you were pissed.
darlingdollie 24
Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!
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MissAbiRose 5
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Why did you take a piss test?!?
teotsi 28
It's actually really common.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Drugs I'm guessing
Brandi_Faith 34
More importantly, why did you pay for it? If its for work don't they usually pay for that?
Cruzg2017 18
I bet you were pissed.
Googolman 29
OP, urea-lly should tell your family and friends not to forget your birthday next time.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
If you want piss puns, urine luck
thatgirlinoregon 21
Number One source of piss puns, folks! We'll have to try a wee bit harder to be original!
darlingdollie 24
Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!
Roskosity 22
Happy birthday!
Ki11erC 18
We still don't.
1dvs_bstd 41
i know that feel, don't let it dampen your mood, you can still have fun.
ostfaiz 18
happy fun frolic n 'pissfull' birthday Op.. ;)
vikky538 29
Happy birthday OP... dont get pissed...
xivoricbutterfly 25
Happy Birthday Op! ♥
tylerbrynds 15
Well obviously you are suspected of being on drugs
brand125 17
or its for medical reasons? or a standard drug test to enter for something like a job. doesnt mean they think theyre actually on drugs
ChristianH39 30
Well obviously you are a little too quick to judge.
PassiveAggresive 12
Happy Birthday OP! It may seem kind of lame saying this, but try and make the best of it, even if you don't get what you want. A positive outlook can bring you a long way!
mattbaker 17
Happy birthday