Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
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Top comments
Awesomeaxel 24
Oh come on. Thats pretty freakin awesome
cutycat136 28
Maybe give your mom a schedule of when you are teaching and tell her not to try and Skype you between those times
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Comments (85)
ThuNDeY 23
Win+L
mrjc 8
I bet the kids loved that.
joshi42 16
Learn how to log out or DnD
Lei_Aili 18
But how will Dungeons and Dragons help?
flowerwitch 7
at least they didn't see anything inappropriate
iwadasn 33
Didn't she know that you were in the middle of class?
EarlFug 19
Hey class, watch this. I'm gonna go take a shit. If my mom calls, tell her I'm busy teaching.
chef4money 12
I'm sure the class loved talking to her and it was probably a nice change of pace for your mom.
daddysgirl8 21
At least someone was watching the class and your mother didn't Skype you naked or something.
literallyno 5
how is that bad? that would be pretty damn cool
tiaakeith2203 4
One of my teachers used to answer our phones and talk to the person if the phone rang during class. I think it's kinda funny