Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was robbed while working overnight at the gas station. They demanded I give them all the cash in the register. Seeing they were armed, I was reduced to tears and complied. They mocked me and took a video with their cellphone. When I told my boss, he promptly fired me for not “fighting back.” FML
Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed afterwards that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
Today, it's my last week working at a gas station. A fat middle-aged man threw a hissy over the price of 2-liter Coke and demanded I change it. I asked him to leave; he wouldn't, and forced me to call the cops. He stormed out as I was on the phone, pointed at me, and called me a "weak piece of shit". Three more days… FML
Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, I went out for gas, the first time I've been out since my break up. As I was paying, a mob boss was killed in the parking lot. I was questioned for an hour. FML
Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML
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Top comments
Nakomai 17
At least he was kind enough to ask!
Zettaa 13
Sorry op! Ask your boss for a raise!
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Comments (26)
callsign_banana 19
Tripping balls is fun.
am1717 22
Well did you say yes? (:
MadJessTic 29
At least he asked!
am1717 22
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moodyreallyrocks 27
Agree with you 100%!! Tell your boss/supervisor. That sort of behavior should not be tolerated..
Taolan 23
What behavior? Politeness? So you're saying you'd rather he walk in twirling it cowboy style? The vast majority of gun owners are not violent criminals. If they're asking, they're not part of the problem.
Hildy93 21
Should have offered him a free smoothie to leave
Branessa9611 14
At least he wasn't tripping so hard that he walked in naked? Then I'd feel REALLY bad for you.
Taolan 23
I remember on a previous gas station FML somebody said something about it being law not to bring firearms around gas stations... I really hope his question was more of a politeness thing. Me I just watch for signs. No sign? No problem. Sign? Problem... but it is their right as private businesses to do this. I personally think it is stupid, but it is their right. So rather than cry about it like so many others, I'll take my business elsewhere - as is my right as a consumer.
randomchipmunk 6
I feel your pain. I had a drunk pizza guy put a .22 revolver on the counter one third I worked. Fun times
soulreaper12296 28
At least he asked if it was ok to have it in there instead of pulling it on you.