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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Speeding bullet
Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML
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izzybd 20
FATALITY
ViolentBears 0
Damn, Nike outdid themselves this time.
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resinnet 0
Happened to me except I was in elementary school and was having fun racing with friends during lunch break. Ended up hurting my wrists. Yep, I was that dumb
bachooka 5
this totally reminds me of the cyanide and happyness short..."waiting for the bus". RIP 50 mph man!
DontWalkAway 8
Love that one! :D
thechodog 0
Hey, on the bright side, you finished through :D
Spenerish 0
P=mv.
emmanizzer 6
m1vf1+m2vf2=m1vi1+m2vi2 :D
perdix 31
People in shape hit "the wall" at about the 20-mile mark. You must be one out-of-shape slug to hit it in 120-130 meters!
Brennanrulez 0
win.
jamsmem 0
Lol that sucks I have done that before on my stairway going down them but that's onky cuz their a stairway of hell a sharp spiral at that bottom if u dont watch ur footing SPLAT
suprmidgt 0
you weren't trying out on a track? you couldn't stop? decelerating doesn't take that long. so much momentum? so much uncoordination.
Marktheshark 0
lol fail!
froob 0
track ftw
mandy248 0
did u make the team?