Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity, all because I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap. FML
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BlackBlazeCobra 16
What did she expect you to do? Say, "oh it appears I've dropped hot noodles on my lap. This hurts intensely." Your mother needs a reality check.
EpicSquishii 21
Suck it up, OP. Second degree burns are a rite of passage. After this your nipples shall be gnawed off by fire ants
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Comments (38)
MAC117 0
Your mother it seems like is the one that needs to get a therapist, getting all worked up over a normal reaction to being burned.
Relenaz 9
What the hell????!! Has that mom never been burned in her life?? Jeeze, some people......
aeagles 6
Drop a plate of boiling hot noodles on her lap and see how she reacts
fantasyworld 39
"The burning hot noodles don't bother me".
CandyLand28 0
How dumb is your mom? (•_•)/ | / / Like pour some noodles on her lap and see how she reacts. But then you have to move out and change your phone number. Have your bags readily packed.
CandyLand28 0
Oops I messed up. Here: (•_•)/ | / /
RichardPencil 32
Pouring hot noodles in your own lap seems pretty immature to me. I'm with Mom on this one.
Tisinlovewithme 2
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