Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
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Top comments
Roguedork19 8
This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)
misspulkadot24 17
Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?
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Comments (84)
perdix 31
If this impresses her enough to get a first date, I fear what you are going to have to do to get a second. Perhaps the loss of a limb or an organ?
Charleybelle 14
Well that escalated quickly
tj5810 21
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KM96 24
I'm guessing her hottest distracted you from what you were doing?
kwyk 23
Make the most if a bad situation, tough it out and laugh at yourself. Be confident :D
Charleybelle 14
Oops didn't see 10. Uhhm...ask her to play doctor?
BlackBlazeCobra 16
You could have asked her to help you get some first aid. Always try to make the best of the worst situations, OP.
Feverrotes 15
You should have acted unconscious. She might have given you CPR. If she does, then open your eyes at that exact moment and whisper in her ears "you just brought me back to life"
charvisioku 22
Surefire way to scare her off xD
X_Codes 11
Ok, I'm going to ask what everyone is dying to know: How far did you fly?
melissatyson9 6
Thats soooo cute!
BellaFurfaro 12
Like they say in the movies: "I was meant to do that."