Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
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Top comments
Roguedork19 8
This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)
misspulkadot24 17
Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?
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Comments (84)
Zebediabolical 45
Did her boyfriend then come over and threaten to beat you senseless if he ever saw you again?
insaneDONUTZ 15
that sounds rather embarrassing
iOceanus 18
You don't say? :D I thought busting your ass on a treadmill was something to be proud of, but my bad, I guess.
False_Stupidity 42
Actually he busted his knee and arm, not his ass ;)
_streets_ 19
Have a nice trip, see you next fall.
buckdharma 38
The girl had to of been impressed, but what can you possibly do for an encore?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Look at it like this, if she's still calling you, texting you, seeing you in person then your not in the "Friend Zone"
queeennnale 18
That had nothing to do with this fml
Obey_StudBoii 23
#57 What I'm saying here is, he obviously likes her. If he's talked to her before then he has nothing to worry about. Accidents happens.
cmac86 24
its all good I'm sure. it happens all the time in movies and TV shows, and it usually works out for them. and unless she's a heartless bitch she probably ran over to you.
TameGeek 21
One thing FML has taught us is never try to impress a girl while working out, unless you want to end up on FML :)
micahdunk 13
That was smooth...
nckjyc 13
Ouch hope your wounds heal fast
bobbybill0519 7
Hopefully you didn't get bruised up too bad