Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML
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Maddoctor 10
I really hope you teach something other than english.
Ilovelife07 0
future forum troll
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Comments (118)
Sparkey 0
You only have one student? Maybe he could teach you instead... :-"
hijueputa 0
Give your lips a rest as well as perdix balls too...
coolster56 0
Wow you made a mistake. Everybody does that unless your teaching under 7s it's not even embarassing. teachers make stupid mistakes like that all the time.Not worthy of a FML. Ohhhh I made a stupid little writing mistake that is easily fixable I'm gonna cry for 3 hours then post on FML. Give me a break
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
grammar this and grammar that why can't everything be spelled the same??!
BurpusMe 0
Their write - your a dummy. FYL.
me5 0
There is no wrong "your", only usage maybe! loozers!
Courtyen 3
Just please don't tell us you're an English teacher.
Spooksu 0
Soo? how is ur life f'ed...big deal I correct my teacher sometimes and he doesn't seem to care that much
blastvortex 4
Haha. You're doing it wrong, OP. LOL xD
mammajamma12 0
dude i dont freagin get it.write something better.id laugh harder at my own foot being chopped off.