jake
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Slapstick manners
Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell over. FML
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Olovio 5
Aaaaw! She's fallinf for you :D
flockz 20
boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!" boy: "because your face is really ****** up" girl: "......"
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Olovio 5
Aaaaw! She's fallinf for you :D
GrooveSponge 0
Oh the glory of puns! And OP, I'm sure she'll forgive you! It was a simple accident.
flockz 20
boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!" boy: "because your face is really ****** up" girl: "......"
seanders 10
If chivalry wasn't dead, the women would be. And to #11: you're not the only person on here who knows what smartphowned.com is.
13FTW 9
I don't believe one can "break her butt".
Alex94xela 0
A black man can
dreamering 16
23, I don't believe anyone here cares about your beliefs regarding broken butts.
EvilPotato 15
At least you tried.
Nosrebor 8
15, it's still funny... >_>
Keyman1212 14
Hopefully y'all were both able to laugh about it afterwards.
fatgirllovesfml 0
Will since we are talking about falling people. I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning, He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. So I made sure to make direct eye contact;)
enonymous 9
"Chivalry is dead and women killed it. A woman's test in life is material. A mans test in life is a woman. Men don't go out and buy nice cars and things for themselves they go out and buy nice things to attract a woman. Once a woman says 'oh nice ferrari' men say 'GOTCHA BITCH!'"
13FTW 9
I'm really quite surprised no crazed spelling/grammar Nazi has yet to jump on the opportunity to once again free the world of grammatical and spelling errors.
zbajis 7
Omg it falling not fallinf!!!!!!!! ;) jk idc.
CCrunner2 0
True!!
Olovio 5
I'm on my phone, g & f are right next to each other :(
13FTW 9
It's quite alright and I understand fully. Just poking fun at the grammar Nazi's in this world. Where would we be without them?
bfsd42 20
42, as they say, "Big truck = Small ****". I'm ready for Texas to thumb me down to eternal damnation.
decidedlyvague 11
G and f are right next to each other. So were the Jews and Nazis. Look how well they got along. Speel yur wurds! Speel em!
glglgl19 5
You've never made a type-o????
brii_love007 0
shes really falling for you huh?
evanedwards85 6
yea just copy number 1
Brool_Story_Co 17
She probably didn't do it on purpose seeing as they both commented at the same time
LouisianaBob 9
And they say chivalry is dead
KiddNYC1O 22
Hey there, #46... if you look closely, you'd see that #1 and #2 posted their comments at the same time.
evanedwards85 6
79 lol what's YOUR excuse for copying 51
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL...
bfsd42 20
46 & 82. Dude, I was gonna say you are a douche, but that comeback was top notch. Touché. Not douche.
rexgar2000 10
for #46 they both posted at the same time. look before you even say anything.
joecelticsballa 0
hah i did that to my friend. half day of ISS......
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
So you tried to pull out a chair for your friend while on a romantic dinner which caused him to fall and got a ISS?
skata 4
you went on a romatic dinner date with your friend and you got a half day of ISS? half a day of ISS is the stupidest thing I've ever heard
joecelticsballa 0
95- thank you thats what i meant either those ppl r retarted or trying to act smart
flockz 20
retarded* lol
suckstoobeyou 0
No, your retarded for making the comment.... If you read it right the maybe you wouldn't have made such a stupid comment about a accident on a DATE....
DrTexas 0
Should have just took her to a drive-thru.
not_cool808 14
romantic drive thru xD
Bowser6622 5
Redneck much?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Not even redneck. Just lazy and cheap.
iam_yummylicious 12
IDK getting food to go (maybe not from a fast through) and going to eat some where private is really nice.
frodoman 13
Well your causing the world around her to fall apart huh?
nutzinacan 0
Did y'all finish?
badandevil 0
Man that must have been embarrising, but hey we all have our mistakes. Talk About chivalry lol, fyl.
HentaiBunny 4
Were you a man and made sweet love to her when she hit the floor? That seems pretty romantic to me..
frodoman 13
With you anyone would wanna make sweet to you
tylersign 11
Yeah. In the restaurant. Also, people pulled up chairs to watch.
evanedwards85 6
lol 28 I second that
CryMoreFMLs 15
28 & 47 - go circle jerk elsewhere.
alissa222 15
D-d-d-duck face!
HentaiBunny 4
Boys love my duck face.
frodoman 13
You have a gorgeous face lol. How can I hit you up?
JeffreyLH 5
So what's a duck face?
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, it's not the duck face, Bunny.
HentaiBunny 4
Yea they love that too.
bertoelmexicano 6
I know what they like..... :)
StopDropNRoll 11
Duck face? All I saw were the twins =P Haha jk
ryankinghorn 0
Ur hott
zombicidal 11
chivalry died for a reason
cptmorgan6 8
Ya because women wanted equal rights.
DrJesse 10
77's comment is full of logic.
Ninja_assassinXD 8
At least chivalry isn't dead......