Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by riding my BMX to work. My 'rad skills' are out of whack because I hit a pothole, fell off, and landed in a pile of trash bags that were dumped by the side of the road. The irony wasn’t lost on me. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I faceplanted with my books flying everywhere. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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chris4u2nv5 19
Damn it, people are mean.
Zacholicious 15
That sucks, OP. Next time kick pebbles in their eyes.
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Comments (68)
caliguy08 17
Haven't you ever seen that one movie kids? People have been beat in the head with a skateboard for much less.
andrmac 25
You should have laid there, yelled call 911 and when the police, fire truck and ambulance get there have the police deal with the assault on a minor charges.
bubba3939 3
It's not assault. Assault is just a threat of force. They didn't threaten him so its just battery.
Shay_Shay97 23
Were these just other kids or actual adults? Either way OP I hope Karma gives them all a swift boot up the ass. Nobody deserves that.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
I hope that it didn't ruin day OP.
uchihadesendent 14
What a bunch of assholes OP.
bubba3939 3
In most US states that qualifies as battery.
mas12806 24
Can charge w/ assault/ battery. Group of people, kids? Adults? Depends
ErnieHxCGrunge 14
This is why skateboarders can't have nice things!
NickTheBleak 2
They were right. It WAS funny.
lexred 30
You know... people like you... should be sent to jail!
SecundusSecunda 27
Right, so hilarious!! Especially the part where she could have been seriously injured, or if she falls onto the wrong side of the street oncoming traffic can make her into a mat!
darshini_ii 24
That's a terrible idea for a joke. Let them what you think about it, while doing that chuck rocks at them.