Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
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Soninuva 41
It could've been worse: he could've kept singing WITHOUT knowing the lyrics!
tranced_ 45
There's always that one person who knows all the lyrics and has to sing along! some times its me :3
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Comments (35)
hilamonster06 21
offer him an Altoid and tell him to allow the band to do all the singing and then get yourself two sets of earplugs one for your ears so you don't have to listen to his crap singing and one for your nose so you don't have to smell his shit breath.
Grammer_Nazzi 9
But wouldn't the earplugs mute not only the halitosis guy, but the actual singers, too?
Shay_Shay97 23
So... You couldn't just move? Or tell him to shut up?
manuwish 9
that's why you always have a spare pack of mints in your bag op! give it to the person and say: please, please have a few! thank you!
blackrose1996 11
Why didn't you move
Steen757 13
I worked with a guy like that and it sucked hard. He wanted to get right in your face everytime he had something to say to you.
Grammer_Nazzi 9
At least it wasn't a Beatles concert. With the length of some of their songs...
blacklightening 11
you should have told him to shut the **** up
samlovesham1234 9
Should've handed him a breath mint.
smpletxt 14
Halitosis? More like "Fake disease made up by Listerene that literally means bad breath" It was made so they can make more money.
Coolio8567 5
you couldn't have just SAID bad breath? Anyway, still FYL.