scared2poop
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Brighton, Australia
Shy colon
Today, like many other days, I drove 15 minutes away from my girlfriend's house to poop at the local McDonald's, because I'm too scared of her roommates hearing my extreme noise terror. FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27
It has been said that the noises that OP makes while dropping brown bombs are loud enough to scare off a large pack of lions. I've never seen it happen before, but I heard that OP once saved someone about to be mauled by lions. Truly remarkable stuff.
MisterEx 28
But OP, what about the terror innocent McDonalders will be hearing? Or the walls? Walls have ears too you know! Keep that in mind, and happy pooping.
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Comments (30)
suznmar 16
As the old saying goes: true love is wearing make-up to bed and going down the street to McDonald's to poop
AdamTodddBrown 11
Everybody ***** bruh. You're gonna have to get over it one of these days.
cmdd 5
The difference between dating and 20 years of marriage.
Colon_Man 17
Noise terror + Australia... You're actually a large spider in a trench coat, hat and those glasses with the fake nose and mustache, aren't you, OP? You can't fool us!
deaddonkey 15
I don't know how well you feel at her place. I would personally rather poop in a friend's house then a public washroom. A horrible twist would be that if you got to McDonalds and the toilet was out of order.
allforfun 23
For some reason the bathroom scene from Dumb and Dumber comes to mind
soulreaper12296 28
So you're afraid of her roommates hearing you in a private bathroom but not afraid to have random people in a public bathroom hear you?
Redgy22 26
I'm sure 5 minutes away would be enough.
hotmessguy 13
Laying down some TP can completely stop any extreme noise reverberating in the bowl! Try it ???
manuwish 9
bad gas..you might have to get over yourself someday