Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving on a busy highway when she slammed on the brakes, causing a multi-car accident. She then ran across several lanes, almost getting smashed by a truck, because she thought she saw a dog in the road. It was already dead. Insurance is gonna be a nightmare. FML
Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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Fop 6
You know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
That's like the other day I swerved to avoid hitting a squirrel right as another squirrel ran under my tire. Except I didn't have to pay damages to the original squirrel.
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Comments (127)
BmayQueen 0
wow, did you explain to them what happened? I hit a dog and killed it months ago and almost killed myself trying not to hit it. Then some one wrecked while rubber necking at me flipping out because this dog died. yeah
greendog32 0
dumbass for speeding
melissa1983 0
Pardon me but where exactly in the story does it say that he was speeding? Learn to read dumb ass.
bulll_crap 0
u should sue them for having aleash on there dog
iH8uBuTiLuvU 0
what an ungrateful family!!
neuggs2 0
lol next time follow the law
Krissy3 0
Least you didn't hit their kid lol last week I was watching tv and a guy swerved to miss the dog but ended up hitting a little boy! But the boy was alright surprisingly..got up and walked away.
sarah2144 14
I think I'd rather have someone smash my car than run over my dog, though. At least I could get my car repaired...
cniggs 0
should dipped outta there man **** that shit let them deal with it
TheCube 6
Assholes.
g2uypie 0
Never avoid small collisions like that. Hit the breaks, easiest way to save the life. If u swerve u could hit someone.