Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Yes, he knows what he missed alright... a clumsy, silly show off.
d00d_c0m3_0n 0
I think you're a little too hung up if you're usual routine is to practically stalk your ex. Even if you have memberships at the same gym, it would be more healthy emotionally if you just went at a different time than him.
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Comments (56)
Keefster 0
Wow, this is actually the OP. Am I supposed to feel better? The point is your acting like a five year old bitch rubbing it in his face. I'm glad you fell - he's probably laughing his ass right now. Honestly, if you don't want him back and think he's pathetic - THEN YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME??? "Oh yeah guys, I don't want him back no no no no. But I'm still gonna hang out with him to try to make him feel bad." Let go of him, shit girl! If your over him... then just do your poor ex a favor and get out of his life. He should be the one making the FML post. And if your in such good shape, why can't you hop off a treadmill? YDI
Averizzle 0
Hell, if you have big **** I would be jealous
I_Em_Teh_Owna 0
The funny thing is that he probably didn't care, cuz even though he might've been staring at your ass, it doesn't mean he would want to go out with you again. Especialy if you were a complete bitch.
NotreallyFunny 0
ydi for trying to be cool
michaelwilliam 0
what did #13 say lol curosity is killing me now and IRS not there anymore
ronton 4
that's not even cool if u succeed...
Skimbap 0
Woah, lemme get this straight... you were running on a treadmill to try and make ur ex jealous? LOL **** women are stupid.
cheskiiie 0
LOL well that sucks.
Haydenob 0
obnoxious loser
astriofou 0
dont think like that! u just had a sexy fall.