Seriously
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rip it up and start again
Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
once a diet coke explodes, there's nothing stopping it's path. Entire cities have been wiped out because of diet cokes.
Josh67 1
that's why you drink normal coke not diet
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orphinz 3
-Tries to make funny joke-
Justforlolz 14
It's a double post! Get down!! GET DOOOOOOWWWN!!!!!!!!
Snowstar 0
How about replacing "Diet coke" with "Manparts"?
brycereid 0
double post and double the fail
rawrinbear 0
monkey coke.. i get your joke. poor bloke.
ipodseller 0
that does suck.. they were out of pepsi.
L3Paparazzo 7
soft drinks are unhealthy , try water -.-
CaptSkippy 9
44 they can hive you Colon cancer :o
EvilPotato 15
YDI for drinking diet coke.
ritbbehindu 0
looks like you've got a sticky situation there
christrex99 0
it looks like your day just blew up in your face
christrex99 0
it looks like your day just blew up in your face
Eggers 2
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Eggers 2
woh, glitch. it puts your comment twice automagically. fail combo breaker :[
juicedboi 7
That is god's way of telling you not to clean. Or maybe he just needed a good laugh.
CateXOX 0
15- "... and opened a can of [man parts]...". Nope, I'm not seeing that,
almost3 0
il have what 44 having
Prankster7o7 5
Heh, diet sodas, biggest scam since bottled water.
SuperAnthony 7
No coke, pepsi! -Peter Griffin
Randuhh_17 4
30- your picture reminds me of the zebra gum...you know the one you can put, funny, little zebra tattoos on your tongue?.. good gum..;p
EmperorPsycho 0
PEPSI! no coke!
Hakkebof 3
Exactely what i planned commenting:)
orphinz 3
-Tries to make funny joke-
montagicals 0
haha
fuckmrsoftee 0
there isnt one fml i've read and felt completely surprized. scared and creeped out..but never surprized.
thtsuxs 0
ydi for drinking DIET coke
Thabb 0
Why the hell do you even comment if you'll only say "haha"?
Paul_Days 0
Why the hell do you comment if your only gonna comment on someone else's comment, hmmmmmm?
johnjp15 9
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Blunt person 16
If "you're". Learn proper grammar.
mk58 31
Diet Coke doesn't like you. So it decided to take its revenge.
an_villian 0
yea, that is why you should drink regular coke
MuffyStJacques 0
Mm, aspartame.
futtbuck101 1
I think Pepsi is responsible for it. They're trying to take out the competition by shaking all Coke cans, one at a time.
TinyDude 10
at least op didnt need any mentos.
tree07 1
I think someone in the office watched OP clean his office then shook up diet coke to watch him ruin his office he just cleaned..... FYL OP for having someone in your office who hates you
fanceh 10
if you don't know who it is, I say put a "rigged" can on each coworker's desk. that'll teach 'em.
pandabearsmiles 0
or OP got it from a machine, and it got shaken up whilst being dispensed.
QueenOfBoredom 0
you used the word "whilst" I like you now
iAmScrubs 19
once a diet coke explodes, there's nothing stopping it's path. Entire cities have been wiped out because of diet cokes.
Bizenghastly 0
OMFG is THAT what happened to Pompeii?!?
dreamering 16
Yes, those stupid idiots mixed the died coke with mentos.
agaba 0
the atlantians were coke pryo's look at them now
Goodnightfortoni_fml 0
Eff your ell :)
randomchickkk 0
I don't wanna f*ck my 'L'
sapphyre13 0
oh noz!!
Josh67 1
that's why you drink normal coke not diet
shibainu519 0
coke or Pepsi?
sapphyre13 0
Sprite.
mk58 31
Lemonade.
passief 0
when I was young we had orange juice.
luke1998 0
dr.pepper cherry
CoconutMuffin 5
Pepsi who? Just kidding. I like Pepsi okay, but nothing can beat Coke!
dreamering 16
Heineken
drew1978 4
Pepsi...no coke!
Shafreeka 8
I second Sprite!
CookieCrazy 8
Mountain Dew~
KiddNYC1O 22
Coke all the way.
Crlnprz 11
yes what 59 sed mountain dew
Randuhh_17 4
Roman Coke??...
gabinel1 0
mountain dew used to have chemicals that kill sperm.
forestqueenie 0
it would be rum and coke, jeez what a noob :
Randuhh_17 4
jeez Louis...gettin so bent out of shape.. I like callin' it that, cause usually the drinker ends up sayin' roman coke...I thought it would be funny.... learn to NOT take shit so seriously...douche..