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Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Kill her grandma and say "There, your thunders back."

Nonombre 0

what a bitch

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Bloody hell, people. The misogyny here is so thick I could cut it with a knife. And this is worse than most in that so many people here are hypocrites who are saying "DUMP THAT ***** BITCH HO!!!111" but then turn around with "sorry bout your grandma op. :'(" If you're going to be an asshole, at least have some integrity about it. Have you ever heard of irrational reactions to things? What about forgiveness of mistakes? We all **** up and say things we wish we hadn't, and I'd really bet that the OP's girlfriend feels terrible about what she said in a moment of uncontrolled emotion. Snap judgments and jumping to conclusions really are the ultimate Epic Fail.

only an attention-whoring bitch would think of the death of a person or animal as "thunder" to be "stolen."

Ah damn. That's not nice at all. I know the feeling both loosing a family member and a cat. If you're an animal lover, I'd understand your GF's sad'n'mad. But it's still no excuse to suck at your grand's death. Sorry for your loss

your girlfriend is a douchebag! dump her and don't look back!

^ Obvious troll is obvious. Stop insulting our intellegence; even the dumbest FML member can see through you.

Good thing the piss won't bother the dead cat, then.

jaylen17 0

she a bitch. i hope you dumped her. sorry about your grandma

YDI for dating someone that shallow.

what a physcho dump her

dude your girlfriend sounds like a freaking K u n t !! Drop her shallow a s s in the deep end of the pool!!

czarofandronia 0

dump her. that's obviously a sign that she's a selfish inconsiderate bi+€h. sry man