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Right under my nose

Today, I realized the odd smell I've been trying to get out of the house is actually coming from me. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ever heard of soap?

YDI for not washing .ewww

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gross, take a shower!

It actually sounds like the OP is sick. Sometimes that's the only way to know about things like kidney function or thyroid.

tinkerswift14 0

okay now stick with me here, I'm going to introduce you to Mr. Soapy, and Mrs. Water... combine the two with Senor Shampoo, you won't smell bad! *Gasp* I know what you're thinking, black magic! This is called a bath/shower, this should be done DAILY. Like brushing your teeth.

why don't you just go take a shower and stop complaining about how bad you smell?

Y'know she could have some sort of chronic condition or something. Don't judge her hygiene too quickly.

Then she should have said so. Until she does, we must assume that she's filthy.

this one's real fake

This is fake :L If the smell was coming from you, you would have adjusted to it and not been able to smell it.

Take a goddamn shower!

Then take a shower every so often. This is just disgusting.

you ever stop to think if she might've stepped in/on something outside? why does everyone automatically think that she stinks from non-showering?

yep. definitely canadian.