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madmomma This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Veneta, United States

Puppies > Babies

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML

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I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.

theslimshadylp 6

Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.

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That would be why you NEVER tell people what you're going to name your baby. I said a fake name during my pregnancy just so no one would steal my daughter's name. Sorry op that must have really sucked ):