Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Today, I threw a goodbye party because I'm going to live to Chile soon. Nobody came. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML
Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML
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BigGuy99 0
From experience, never throw yourself a going away party and expect folks to come. Just tell folks you are leaving and if someone wants to organize something they will and invite people over and set it up. I have heard of several friends inviting over a hundred people to these things, just to see only about 0-15 show up to send their good byes.
amelinat 0
I feel really bad for you, safe travels.
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Comments (149)
i_like_chicks 0
thats just ******* sad... hope you find some real friends where you're moving
djwhaaat 0
I'm guessing you are ******* ugly
spoonboy 0
Shit like this is why I never have parties for anything. People are such dicks.
sondramcfail 0
They must be glad you're leaving the country. ;)
ccristinaa 0
aw :( that sucks
AmpulexCompressa 0
That makes me want to cry.
champagnedreams 0
You just found out the easiest and least painful way who your true friends are... Consider yourself lucky!
Vilen1025 0
Oh, wow... that's awful. I know (or can at least try to know) how you feel.
rihannalover 0
hard to believe, but if it's true then you probably put the wrong date on the invitations or something. but this can't be right, haha. something surely went wrong. but sorry anyway!
pinkfakecheez 0
That sucks. :(