Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my two kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again, and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML
Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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alexishbu 16
That seems terrible to have happen, but imagining that made me laugh
el_bell3618 29
That really sucks, I hope you're not too salty about it later back at your place!
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Comments (43)
HRTreatman 17
Reminds me of the popcorn security system in iCarly.
COSaikou 7
I still watch that chizz on Amazon...I love u homie.
Sherlihy 6
Isn't even that bad fam. At least you don't have half a brain like me. **** outta here
warped_executive 16
How about you foh with that attitude.
ChiefKoala 30
Before you try to one up someone, might not want to use "Fam" in a sentence. Kind of makes the insult seem like it came out of one who is of lesser intelligence. I won't take anyone seriously who uses that word.
Laphog 17
What a salty bath tub .
mrbump122 13
non fatal Final Destination
bigmusclebro 20
This just in: it is confirmed that the woman found eating off the face of a man was, in fact, high on bath salts. Forensics teams found out that she had injected herself in multiple spots on her back. How she managed to do that is unknown but many experts say it's possible that she taped needles to the wall and backed herself on them for a new type of high.
melaniaeviania 7
I laughed harder at this than I should have. I'm sorry OP :( I'm going to hell.
CaptMacLeod 45
If you've got an actual Jacuzzi, why are there no screens on the filter? Rock salt going through the pump isn't doing you any favors either.
cupcakekate9 14
Free acupuncture!
FalloutScrolls 25
All these flavors and you gotta be salty...
sousaphonist 14
what're bath salts doing by a jacuzzi in the first place?