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Overcooked

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

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Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!

Alice_Cullen7 0

lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!

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It..melted? Plastic, which is not meant for microwaves, I understand melting...but a fish?

OP, the mess should be the least of your worries. Your kid killing small animals? No, not disturbing at all!

He's 6. Why would a six year old need to learn how to use the microwave?

Ew ew ew ew eww!

VentiAnemoi 20

Too bad you don't have a cat to clean up the mess.

Ralphfennieckie 7

That's so sad

My gosh op! Make sure your child doesn't become a psycho path! Poor fishy

Don't get them a bunny, dog, cat, etc. if you do and they hurt it, I will track them down and silence them for their crimes.

Mcstud1y 30

Your child is the next top chef

This is why I don't want kids